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Me – “How much have you had to drink?”

Him – “Two mugs of wine and half a bottle of beer!”

True story. Happened just now.


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I Have a Question…..

Valentines day is approaching, and without a doubt, loved up women everywhere, trying to impress will be buying sexy new underwear to impress her man.

What I want to know, is if us women go to all the effort of buying sexy new underwear and dress up for our men, what do our men do to impress us?

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I can’t believe Christmas is nearly here. I can’t believe how organised I am. All of the presents are wrapped and under the tree, apart from mine, but hubby is downstairs wrapping them now as we speak. I have five presents, hubby has about ten! Can you believe we got got the other almost exactly the same Christmas card?

This year is the first Christmas in our house, the first Christmas as a married couple, the first Christmas spent with my MBM and the first Christmas dinner I have ever cooked!!

We also got our customary bottle of wine from TWWOTW. It just goes to show how well she knows her staff. Every year, we get a bottle of red. I don’t drink red. She’s also being scarily nice, to everyone. We think it’s because she’s realised that she’s not doing something right because all her staff are leaving. Although, she’s convinced the only reason we’re leaving is because we’re all young and need to progress in our careers. The fact that one girl who left was nearly fifty, didn’t cross her mind.

Oh well, only ten more working days until I start my fantastic new job!!

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